Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 11, 2017

Ooooooooooooooooooooogggggggggg . . .

Groan…

There’s an ex-lawyer in a ball cap at the door. He wants a word with you, Rickard.

He’s literally begging for a good Christmas punch.

Looks like a running gag… and they haven’t mailed it yet, so the vest is yet to come.

Could be a quote from Yogi Berra

ah jeez you guys not get the joke? have a very merry berry christmas.

I’m sure juice see what he did there…

and most of you are raisin objections…

But kumquat may, I will confess…

I  think it’s a peach!

Of course… I wood.

Monty LC…. I don’t see a single post from anybody who didn’t get it.

I’d prefer the fruit covered with sugar and rum, a few months by now.

♫ ’Tis the season,… ♫

That may be the vest joke I’ve ever heard from Brewster.

This would make a great funny card for Christmas.

Don’tcha just love Spoonerisms?

Brewster smart enough to make a pun? Wow…

Looks like Brewster reads Pearls Before Swine…

I didn’t get it…

Brewster’s idea of investment.

I’d settle for a Cherry Mistmas…

Shouldn’t there be one more panel?With Rat from “Pearls” standing on Tim’s desk, holding a baseball bat.

As I have said before, If War were waged with lousy puns….Our side would be invincible!…..

It’s enough to make Stephan Pastis groan.

Happy Fruit Year everyone!

While cherries are closer in size and appearance to berries, they are in fact classified as a fruit. A berry is a small, fleshy fruit produced by a single ovary. They do not contain a stone or a pit, but dozens of seeds can be found embedded into the skin.

In addition, to be a berry, a fruit must have two or more seeds. … Rather, cherries, like other fleshy fruit with thin skin and a central stone that contains a seed, are called drupes. Moreover, to be a berry, fruits must develop from one flower that has one ovary.

At least he was smart enough to not add tomatoes. They are berries too, believe it or not.

OH! And Strawberry Shortcake called! She wants her pun back.

Fruit suit. Wear your sundae vest.

Of course Brewter would come up with a vest pun. In a battle of wits, he’s unarmed.