Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 17, 2017

Now you know he likes you.

Is he wearing faux Sasquatch hair?

He thinks it’s mistletoe.

I think he made a rash decision.

Poison Ivy? Nah; she doesn’t care about your hubby, Bride-monster!

The holly and the poison ivy. When they are both full grown, Of all the plants growing in the wood, The poison ivy makes you itch and moan.

You’re gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion….