Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 09, 2017

Better hurry, Toni, or he’ll start without you.

Why aren’t I surprised…another mushy one. Hope a new arc next week? I want to get back to Tiffany and Gunther – last week was not enough because Bernice and Luann crashed their party.

Oh, Bradley DeGroot, you sly dog.

Oh… Brad wants to do it in the back seat!

(Actually, that’s how I did it for the first time, back in the 60s. It actually works for some young people, and it’s cheaper than a room at the inn. No bell-hop service, though.)

As my dad used to say, “Take your time, but hurry up!” ;)

Brad, you danged fool, you’re supposed to take her with you! You might as well make her walk home after that romantic move. It would be funny, if later, you two are in bed, you reach over to her to initiate things, and she jumps out of bed yelling, “Race you to the car!”

Slow down, Brad. Daytona is an endurance race.

I guess Brad is not into outdoor intimacy like Toni is. He appears to like car intimacy better.

I think they had slight different POV, Brad rush to the house to the bedroom for some fun while Toni wanted to cozy up longer and more intimately at the bench

He’ll run all the way home if you let him, Toni. WOOF!

This week has been the most boring strip

From yesterday: JPuzzleWhiz:

Not sure I like the new notification icon the way it’s currently programmed. It seems to accumulate notifications across multiple episodes. And so, unless you bother to clear it, the count just keeps going up.

After 24 hours I read one last time through an episode’s comments anyway, and so tend to ignore the icon.

But maybe other people will find it useful.

So are we running the odds of Monday’s strip picking up with Toni on the bench ready to follow Brad, only to get a call from Jonah?

Why not then and there?

Someone said on Monday they are about to get started, with Toni getting a call from Jonah while she is still on the bench getting up to go with Brad to the car, but I bet they are home in bed all ready to get very “intimate” which will be when they get the call. You just know there is going to be a call. ARRRGHHH!!!

Why don’t we do it in the road?

I hope Toni has the car keys.

Looks like Brad ol’ boy just remembered where that can opener is!… but I:m sure Toni knows how to get all that dented armor, off, just fine!

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Also looks like Greg has turned to a life of bench grafitti….but, I guess he’s not gonna worry about it…he can juast erase the law books, and redraw them, later…

Okay. Stop right here and let the imagination take over before “Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown, again”.

I’m out! slams bill on table

Hey, TONI? Turn off your phone NOW. Don’t turn it back on until after your anniversary. I’m WARNING you… Jonah’s overdue to barge!

“No wonder nobody likes this strip..there’s always too many comments!” said Yogi Berra!

=:-O

Toni looks flustered. Maybe Brad’s odd response will be the start of some marital discord. It’s time for a little drama – other than Jonah showing up with the kid.

Toni meant on the grass or in the bushes.

No one’s around… perfectly good bench…

If he really wants to start something, he needs to go back to the bench, give her a deep, long kiss, and carry her to the car. Considering what men know about sex, it’s amazing that the species has survived.

unfortunately, TJ will be home, redecorating their bedroom . . .

Ah yes. When marriage is still in the honeymoon stage and childless. Brad and Toni should enjoy as much sex as they can. After several years of marriage and a couple of kids, they won’t be doing it as often.

I really don’t mind the anti-Luann comments so much as the ones that tell us not to get too “excited” because (1) Jonah will dump Shannon on them or (2) Sex will be disappear once they have been together for awhile. Please work on your basic suspension of disbelief and stay in the moment for a microsecond … This is suppose to be fun.

♪♪ Oooooooooooooooooooh, ♪♪

♪♪ “Pittstown Toni, SING This Song,” ♪♪

♪♪ “DO-Brad! DO-Brad!” ♪♪

♪♪ “She’s Gonna STRUM His ‘Banjo’ All Day Long!” ♪♪

♪♪ “ALL DO-Brad Daaaaaaaaay!” ♪♪

♪♪ “She’s Gonna Make Him Squeal All Night!” ♪♪

♪♪ “Gonna Make Him GRUNT All Day!” ♪♪

♪♪ “I’ll Bet My Money on a CHUNK Named Brad,” ♪♪

♪♪ “Somebody Bet on the Incredibly Hot Baaaaaaaaaabe!” ♪♪ – Traditional

What, not adventurous enough for a little outdoor activity? I guess not until the first of May (Hooray hooray).

On a discussion board with a Luann thread, some people have insisted that the strip has never even intimated any kind of sex between anyone. I think yesterday and today have firmly laid that idea to rest.

There are so many ways to be “intimate”, and this one is not bad.

In Monday’s strip Dirk kicks Brad’s ass and takes his woman back.

Cue Jonah dumping off Shannon for a week in 3…2…1…

Brad is racing back to the car to call off the brass band and all the other festivities.

I like to imagine that Frank and Nancy are still the hottest couple on the other side of those closed doors.

Sunday: Luann wonders about Christmas presents.

Hee hee! Despite her unflattering outfit, these two are fun! (Ignore Mr. GermanShepherd back there; he took one too many grumpy pills this morning!) It’s nice to see some youthful enthusiasm. Hopefully they won’t have to babysit again for Shannon who would hijack their libidinal game plan!….Is your readership too squeamish to witness a happy, post-coital smile of satisfaction from Brad and Toni, and a sigh of “Oh, yea.” ? I dare you! :-)

Don’t listen to the Bradton haters, Mr. Evans. Brad and Toni are great! My favs! I wish they had their own comic instead of being part of Luann. All Toni and Brad all the time!! :o)

Well, I think we’ve established that things are going well in BradandToniland!

seems like we have the same theme with these two, over and over. They love each other; they are busy and don’t have enough intimate time together, all well established in previous arc(s).

maybe something will be different this time. Brad is running off by himself. Monday we will return.

The man has his priorities in order.

So, is Brad and Toni’s first-born going to be conceived in the back seat of his car?

Comments around 200. Tiffany, Tara and Ann Eiffel draw bigger crowds.

Hmmm, have to wonder when they are going to have her get preggo????