Pickles by Brian Crane for November 02, 2017

Oooh, willful mishearing!

She needs to stop watching Fixer Upper.

There’s a video on Youtube on How to make an exploding shiplamp.

That and a picture of poker playing dogs!

Someone has been watching Fixer Upper :)

I hate it when my wife gets these ideas.

What’s with the color? I like B&W!

Don’t worry, Earl, you will probably not even notice it.

I’d like to have a chimp lamp.

I had to look up shiplap. The chimp lamp sounds better to me too.

If Opal puts that up on even one wall, then the whole room will have to be redecorated.

Nothing is uglier than wood paneling on walls. Ewww!

Shiplap with a bow tie would be a good compromise.

A chimp lamp is a great idea! Maybe one of those ones where the chimp is studying Darwin’s skull.

I play a game called “Design Home” (available on Google Play) and it’s so good. Makes me almost want to become an interior designer.

xxx

Shiplap or ship out!

I heard her as saying rip rap. Not the most modern of decor.

Bowties are cool.