Joe Heller for October 10, 2017

Well, there won’t be much pumpkin spice — or anything else — in Napa and Sonoma this year… and likely for years to come.

The president’s “thoughts and prayers” are with them…wait…they’re in California. Never mind.

I’m waiting for someone to market Pumpkin Spice Pumpkin Spice.

Pumpkin Pie is merely a delivery system for Nutmeg.

Santa Rosa, California’s TRADER JOE’S. ..GONE

I draw the line at pumpkin pie and pumpkin bread. Everything else is superfluous.

Pumpkin spice bratwurst?

EEeeewwwwwwwwwwww.

There is nothing you can do to an inedible gourd like pumpkin that will make it edible! period. end of sentence!

It’s the most pumpkin-spice time of the year.

I live in Germany. I had never heard of “pumpkin-spice”, but have learned here to like pumpkin seeds (shelled) on bread or rolls and pumpkin soup. I still like pumpkin pie, but don’t see it often here. I can’t even imagine pumpkin beer.