Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 18, 2017

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    Ib12us  over 6 years ago

    I would sign but gravity is holding me back.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Introduce her to Ralph Kramden… One of these days, Danae … Pow! Right over the moon!

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    Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The universe doesn’t care about your politics or your beliefs.

    Really. It doesn’t.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    I think Danae might be barking up a gum tree.

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    jvo  over 6 years ago

    If you repealed gravity you wouldn’t have to worry about drop bears…..they live in gum trees. :)

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    darth_geekboy  over 6 years ago

    apparently, according to themselves, X-ians are extremely oppressed in this country. it’s sad when they are forced to say “happy holidays” instead of “merry christmas.”

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    People are exercising more than ever. Don’t know how effective it is when burning cars, destroyed businesses, and physical injuries are included, but it seems to increase the aerobic benefits.

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    “I canna change the laws of physics. I’ve gotta have thirty minutes.” You are a true Star Trek fan if you can name the series, episode, speaker, and circumstances.

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 6 years ago

    All this hullaballoo about “Happy Holidays” — I’m going to wish everyone a “Happy Holiday” on Thursday.

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    alangwatkins  over 6 years ago

    Start of the Sovereign Citizen movement?

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    To the ignorant (or stupid) there ARE no limits! Anything is possible!

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    I wonder what effect the British method, known as ‘being sent to Coventry,’ would have in a large application, such as a rally or town hall? Imagine whole sections of an audience that stand, their backs to speakers of unacceptable diatribes, and absolutely silent throughout the speeches. Then leaving without comment or gesture or comments to the press. You think current administrations or hate groups could stand that without blowing their collective cool? Not a chance.

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 6 years ago

    Here we go again with this creep. Back next week…….

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    john_chubb  over 6 years ago

    I’d sign that petition! Of course, petitions don’t change anything!

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    dabugger  over 6 years ago

    Dante hasta watch out; that WH may tweet her. . .

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    Varnes  over 6 years ago

    The problem is that reality has a liberal bias…..

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    Mokurai  over 6 years ago

    If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, XTrumpX XThe DeplorablesX Danae would be unstoppable.I would like to see the explosion when someone points out that she needs gravity to have air to breathe, and the Sun, and all the rest.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    There is no gravity. The Universe sucks.

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