Close to Home by John McPherson for August 24, 2017

“If you knew what my ex-wife did to me, you wouldn’t think it’s all that weird. Give me time — I’ll get over it when I learn to trust you a little more.”

See today’s “Bliss” … might be the explanation for the missing “little piggie”?

Gee, ya think?

It’s when he makes a leather mask that you should run.

Honey, be Stihl.

Ah, the prequel…“Leatherface: Origins”…

Are they in Texas ?

Don’t complain, at least it isn’t running.

Just a little huh?

Maybe binge-watching Walking Dead wasn’t a good idea.

Maybe he’s just being ready for the next Sharknado.

Bringing back the bundling board?

Check out “In Security” from yesterday and today provides the back story for this.

“Enough with the cutting remarks!”

I came here for snoring like a chainsaw jokes and you commenters have seriously let me down.

Everybody needs a teddy saw to cuddle up with!