There was a guy on America’s Most Wanted, years ago, who committed an armed robbery that turned into a homicide. He had a thing where you couldn’t mess up place settings, had to use a coaster and couldn’t wear shoes in the house. He also shaved all his body hair. You never know what is going to set somebody off. I find it is best to simply avoid weirdos. It’s easier than you think. After a while, you can spot them easily. They look sort of like you, humanoid and all, but they aren’t you.
1) People I do not invite back to my house after that. 2) People I silently, efficiently garrote in their seats, so that no one notices until they don’t get up and leave during the credits. 3) People to whom I donate a potato, shoved snugly up their tailpipes.
Caution: Errant peeves can be dangerous to your health!
Is it fact, or is it fiction?
Wanna bet your life?
Who wears a grimacing flesh-face (not counting Ed Gein)?
JasherX almost 7 years ago
People who don’t pick up after their dogs. That’s a real pet peeve of mine.
Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago
So much (not) winning…
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago
My pet peeves become errant when I forget to close the door.
INGSOC almost 7 years ago
Not so sure if it may be a peeve concerning others, but ripping out loud burps in public places is kinda’ fun..
coltish1 almost 7 years ago
Go ask Alice. I think she’ll know.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
There was a guy on America’s Most Wanted, years ago, who committed an armed robbery that turned into a homicide. He had a thing where you couldn’t mess up place settings, had to use a coaster and couldn’t wear shoes in the house. He also shaved all his body hair. You never know what is going to set somebody off. I find it is best to simply avoid weirdos. It’s easier than you think. After a while, you can spot them easily. They look sort of like you, humanoid and all, but they aren’t you.
coltish1 almost 7 years ago
Truly an arresting image and text today, Ms T. The incorporeal Phantom of the Opera’s head, counseling someone very small. Ah, my daily brain tonic.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Oddly enough, the pet peeve of the disembodied head is clods in the coffee.
You’re so lame, you probably think this comic is about you.
Don’t You?
Don’t You??
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
Teresa has been busy.
http://www.gocomics.com/human-cull
Linguist almost 7 years ago
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list – I’ve got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed – who never would be missed!
Ko-Ko, Lord High Executioner ( The Mikado – Gilbert & Sullivan )
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 7 years ago
My complaint involves dirty microwaves.
William Neal McPheeters almost 7 years ago
Errant Peeves is the worst of those Peeves boys. Errant could even stray into your inner sanctum. FREE DOGSNIFF
William Neal McPheeters almost 7 years ago
If you wanna write fiction, you gotta make sure its true!!!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 7 years ago
People who double-dip in the salsa.
People who come to work obviously sick.
People stopped while exiting a parking lot with half of the front of their car in the traffic lane.
The list is endless…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
St. Teresa of Calcutta Parish got a new digital sign. It’s not a heavenly sign. It’s just a sign.
Arianne almost 7 years ago
At first
I thought he
was giving clues on
that old TV game show
called, The Ten Thousand Dollar Pyramid.
“Decapitated People I Have Known & Buried.”
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
1) People I do not invite back to my house after that. 2) People I silently, efficiently garrote in their seats, so that no one notices until they don’t get up and leave during the credits. 3) People to whom I donate a potato, shoved snugly up their tailpipes.
Caution: Errant peeves can be dangerous to your health!
Is it fact, or is it fiction?
Wanna bet your life?
Who wears a grimacing flesh-face (not counting Ed Gein)?