Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 24, 2017

  1. Enso1
    |||  almost 7 years ago

    Unfortunately his body suit wasn’t Kevlar.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    What he needed was a seatbelt.

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    Chief Inspector   almost 7 years ago

    no, what he needed was bubble wrap.

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    Perkycat  almost 7 years ago

    He must have been hard-boiled.

    Every time I think every possible Humpty Dumpty joke has been done……………….

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    zippykatz  almost 7 years ago

    “We don’t need no English grammar, what we need is birth control… Hey! Teachah! Throw us kids a bone. Humpty Dumpty’s justa—- ’nother egg on the wall…”

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 7 years ago

    Back when I was in college at CSULB, we had Engineering Day. One event involved dropping an egg from the top of the five story building without having it break.

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    edreajr  almost 7 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

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    Nuliajuk  almost 7 years ago

    “It was Easter, a bad time for eggs in Reading…”

    The Big Over Easy, by Jasper Fforde. Highly recommended.

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