We’re Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene’er we’re able. We do routines and chorus scenes, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we’re given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We’re opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we’re tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It’s a busy life in Camelot.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Off with his head! And off with the heads of anyone sitting at the round table who doesn’t move it PDQ!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I was helping with an event for which a local group wanted to reserve a room with a round table.
So of course, we tried Round Table Pizza….
Three different locations….
They all had private rooms that could be reserved for groups, for which they charged no fee,
only the promise of a very fair minimum purchase….
But not one of them even had a round table.
SeanT almost 7 years ago
We’re Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene’er we’re able. We do routines and chorus scenes, With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We’re Knights of the Round Table. Our shows are formidable, But many times we’re given rhymes That are quite unsingable. We’re opera mad in Camelot. We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
In war we’re tough and able, Quite indefatigable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. It’s a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram a lot.(Obligatory)
Joe Cooker Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Knights of the Corner Booth” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
whiteheron almost 7 years ago
Morte d’Arthur (of embarassment)
GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Have Merlin remove them
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 7 years ago
Sir Cull of Shapes won’t be happy about that.
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
Brave Sir Arthur bravely ran away.
Arianne almost 7 years ago
They need to re-quest for it.
jreckard almost 7 years ago
You can get by the maître-d’ under Sir Ten circumstances.
Arianne almost 7 years ago
Ooohh, no no no… first rule of a posh restaurant – you always suck up to customers of this excaliber.
Charlie Tuba almost 7 years ago
How about an oval table.
whiteheron almost 7 years ago
In short there’s simply not,
A more congenial spot,
For happily ever aftering
Than here at Eat A lot.
Arianne almost 7 years ago
Where the Knights of Ni go to get their grubbery.
Stephen Gilberg almost 7 years ago
Might it be a French restaurant?
RWill almost 7 years ago
“My good man, whereupon I trash thee on thy Yelp page, no customer shall again dine at an establishment of such ex-caliber.”