Jeff Stahler for July 12, 2017

A sperm donor?

The “head dumb-ass in charge”?

I would not be bragging about that.

Does his mother?

His mother would be so proud…..not.

Innocent by reason of entitlement.

Face it people, the kids are running the country, dad just sits in bed and tweets.

Another case of Affluenza, I’m afraid.

Um . . . is it that orange guy who wears diapers and has no stamina?

Yes, and we DON’T CARE!!

Don’t you nobodies realize you should not question the rich elites? Isn’t this what many Trump supporters claim to have voted against. Elites on the coast (their betters) telling them what’s what? So they voted for the trust fund brat from NYC who lives in a gold tower. “That will show those coastal elites gosh darn it!”

There is a distinct possibility your father was a turkey baster.. with semen from a druggie. Donald (sr) could not possibly have sired such an idiot.

The father of “Fake News”?

Yes, he is the guy who is going to be pardoning your sentence.

More importantly, do you have any idea WHAT your father is?

I’d LOVE to tell him my answer to that question with a baseball bat to the head 6 or 7 or 20 times!

mmmm……..I think we’re gettin’ there.