Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 21, 2017

I have never been able to eat yogurt. Just the mere sound of the word bothers me.

so how else is Liō supposed to get his calcium?

Label says, “This yogurt contains bio-active live culture.” In this case Lactobacillus horribilis.

Ooo. A Spaceballs reference!

And the feeling is mutual!

I think that yogurt has gone bad.

In his defense, Greek yogurt is my usual breakfast as part of my diet plan, and at least once a week, this happens to me.

Must be UNCULTURED yogurt!

I like yogurt, but I love these comments!

Seems like yogurt doesn’t much care for you either Lio.

I was working at McDonald’s when they bowed to pressure to make their menu more nutritious, and replaced the vanilla and chocolate soft serve with vanilla yogurt and orange sorbet. I could barely taste the difference between the old and the new vanillas, but you wouldn’t believe the hatred coming from the customers.

…Is Mark Tatulli an Oglaf fan?

I like my yogurt firm, not runny.

I’m with you, Lio. In my opinion, yogurt tastes like something I thought I threw out last week.

Real Greek yogurt is very tasty, especially with real Greek honey. That’s how I always take mine.

I’ve never met a hostile or impish yogurt like Lio’s. Did Lio say something to offend it? Say what?

Especially the ones with live cultures.

wait, that yogurt guy is made of yogurt, and he spit yogurt, so did he just SPIT HIS GUTS OUT?!?