Pickles by Brian Crane for July 20, 2017

Oh, thank goodness it wasn’t the dog Roscoe who rolled in something foul.

Somehow I just can’t imagine Earl on a horse.

Maybe she’s trying to snuff Earl out.

I wonder if when they first met Earl used to wear Hai Karate.

Yes, but only the really cool older guys use it.

I wish more guys would wear it; I’ve always loved it!

Years ago I knew this girl who would come up to people and just sniff them. This girl was a teenager.

Years ago I knew this girl who would come up to people and just sniff them. This girl was a teenager.

My late grandpa used to wear Old Spice. Just a whiff of that brings back so many memories.

Splish splash you oughta take a bath.

I thought it was Earl or the dog breaking wind.

I have NEVER seen these two sitting side by side. . .

Is that stinky stuff still around??

What are you after, Earl?

When we were courting, I knew my wife was really getting serious about sticking with me when she insisted that I change my male cologne. So, out went the Old Spice, in came the Brut! But I still wear my Old Spice when I’m up north at the cabin alone – it really does keep the ticks and mosquitoes away!

English Leather

Dad turned me on to Canoe..

It’s top notes are lavender, clary sage and lemon; middle notes are carnation, patchouli, bourbon geranium, cedar and cloves; base notes are tonka bean, vanilla, oakmoss, heliotrope and musk.

Still get a 4oz. bottle for $12.00.

With myriad of male scents on the market, I find that I still fall back on my two lifelong favorites, ( or variations of them ) -Paco Rabanne, which I’ve worn in one version or another since it first came out around 1973 and ditto for Paul Sebastian colognes, which I discovered in the lat 80’s.

Old Spice – - Mostly worn by old farts.

She THOUGHT she smelled SOMETHING?