The cartoon is quite cute. Good one. When the republicans begin to shrink the government, just remember, meat will be a lot cheaper when the government quits regulating it and inspecting it.
Minor point: is the pitcher standing on third?
LLOYDSJOHNSON Liberal yuppies used to pay outrageous prices for our organic turkeys. Then they would ask why our “Fresh” birds had frost inside. “Well, Mam-am, the government doesn’t think you are smart enough to wash and cook your bird thoroughly.”We are required to drop our birds to 28 fahrenheit within 6 hours of slaughter to prevent salmonella. Washing your bird in and out would do the same thing. You do have a thermometer or you going to trust a 4 cent pop up’?”
Do you spell Democrat with lower case “d”?”
Ooops! Premium Member over 13 years ago
Technicalities! Fowl! Fowl!
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MontanaLady over 13 years ago
We all love our chicken!!! Even with those “pecks”
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
The pitcher will try to wok him.
cdward over 13 years ago
The concessioner will try to cook him.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
Well, those are hot wings.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
He’s on PEDs!!! Perfromance Egghancing Drugs???
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Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
I say, boy, I thought Foghorn Leghorn was big.
A quick scan reveals no definitive dirty faces, though it does look kinda like the Stay Puft guy just to the left of the big chicken’s head.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Ernst Thayer may rewrite his poem.
The mighty Casey has roided out.
Big Bird with a bat, is that on PBS or ESPN?
Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago
EGADS! That is one huge chicken for the rootin’ tootin’ lasso hoopin’ chicken hawk to catch!
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
But all he hits are fowl balls….
cleokaya over 13 years ago
He should have gone into religion and become a friar.
joefish25 over 13 years ago
good one, lonewolf
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Cleo, you have been outdoing yourself with these quips of yours! :-D
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
As always, our Mighty BirdBrain readers have come up with quite a few really good puns. Thank you for my morning laughs!!!!
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
Several great puns today… I declare a 3 way tie
carmy over 13 years ago
The Big Chicken is a southpaw, or would that be a southwing?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
He’ll probably lay an egg.
lloydsjohnson over 13 years ago
The cartoon is quite cute. Good one. When the republicans begin to shrink the government, just remember, meat will be a lot cheaper when the government quits regulating it and inspecting it. Minor point: is the pitcher standing on third?
bmonk over 13 years ago
He’s good at shortstop too–especially with fly balls…
lewisbower over 13 years ago
LLOYDSJOHNSON Liberal yuppies used to pay outrageous prices for our organic turkeys. Then they would ask why our “Fresh” birds had frost inside. “Well, Mam-am, the government doesn’t think you are smart enough to wash and cook your bird thoroughly.”We are required to drop our birds to 28 fahrenheit within 6 hours of slaughter to prevent salmonella. Washing your bird in and out would do the same thing. You do have a thermometer or you going to trust a 4 cent pop up’?” Do you spell Democrat with lower case “d”?”
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Is Colonel Sanders in the stands scouting this one?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Those chicken legs ought to cover all the bases.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
There’s a Chicken Boo adaptation of “Casey at the Bat”, but I can’t find it anywhere.
trekkermint over 13 years ago
ain’t he a rooster then? it’s a known nickname, and sounds better than chicken zorkowski