Jeff Danziger for May 17, 2017

I thought yesterday was “Fool”.

… and the image of Ron Ziegler, Richard Nixon’s press secretary, appears on the far side of the mirror.

Well, at least the Spiceweasel is consistent!

Hey Spicey, what’s the going price on a soul these days ???

The calendar is referring to his boss.

Of course, by the end of this month, B.S.Spiceweasel might have to change the notations to “Fired”, “Unemployed”, Still looking for a job", STILL FIRED", and more.

Those are what he calls anyone who disagrees with him on a given day.

A DAY IN THE SPICE LIFE

Helped fake the news today oh boy

About the latest gaffe my boss had made

And though the lie was rather bald

I didn’t dare to laugh.

He’d see the photograph.

.

He spewed his bile out in a Tweet

He didn’t care if it was or was not true.

Those who saw the blurt just stared:

Such BS! Was this just “pretend”?

Nobody was really sure

If he had gone completely ’round the bend.

etc.

@ HERRWEH

Well, first as a warm-up, I’d “square the circle,” then I’d “trisect the angle.” Then I’d use the Philosopher’s Stone to change dross to gold. THEN I’d try to make Trump … er … look … um … tolerable. Still, not “good,” is it? Gee, I don’t think Spicer gets paid enough, given that HE’S SOLD HIS IMMORTAL SOUL!

Anyone else still remember Ron Ziegler being shoved (literally) by Nixon out in front of Nixon?

He can redeem himself when he’s fired by being candid about his service to the Prez.

If he’s fired, he can always get a job as a Melissa McCarthy impersonator.

“The president has nothing more to say about his apparent traitorous actions.”

He can write his memoirs and join the other conservatives in making money from fiction with a touch of facts.

This job represents the pinnacle of everything to which Sean Spicegirl ever aspired.

It will be great if we get rid of trump soon. Otoh, the longer he stays around, the harder he will make it for the GOP, so that is something to consider.

Much like his boss, this is a self inflicted wound. He could have been truthful and smart, but he decided to be a lacky instead.