Jeff Danziger for May 15, 2017

The goons come for you in the middle of the night. Same for the Gestapo as NKVD.

Obviously a third world country where they have never heard of automobiles.

“Alternative facts,” like poisoned meat left for wolves, get the job done, too.

But Donnie’s sleigh will be solid gold, encrusted with diamonds! it will be the BESTEST SLEIGH EVER! It will be YUGE, JUST YUGE…

Donald will get the best silver bullets to kill off the press.

I remember the day I was home from school sick, and listening to the news on the radio. I barreled down to kitchen Yelling, “Mom, Mom, Stalin’s Dead!” She shrugged her shoulders, and said, “That’s not going to change anything.”

This cartoon is NOT accurate: Putin is wearing a shirt!

One of the differences between Putin and Trump is that Putin has no need to say out loud that he could shoot someone in public and get away with it.

a) He already has people to do that for him

b) Everybody knows it

Well, clearly it takes more guts to shoot wolves from the troika than from a helicopter like doofus Pailin … at least until someone gives the wolves some Stingers ….

The sled being chased by wolves is an old meme, and not just in Russia. It appears in Robinson Crusoe when he has been rescued from the island and is crossing the Pyrenees in winter on his way home.

Yeah, what DT doesn’t know is that Putin is looking at HIM for the next wolf deterrent — nothing distracts dogs like warm meat on the floor!