Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 24, 2017

Everyone buttered him up, but he still pulled that crummy trick.

The =Estate of Elvis Presley= has enjoined the Velvet Elvis Boom-Boom Room and it’s subsidiaries for previous instances of crummy behavior resulting in damages to the peanut butter and banana sandwich exhibit.

One more instance will result in foreclosure against all woven tufted fabrics in the vicinity!

The Velvet is known for shedding on the clothing and can be detected in bellybutton fuzz. A dead give away if there ever was one.

Without being seen?

You’re Mad!

C’mon all you people, don’t be cruel!

That biscuit looks about ready to eat HIM.

Nurse! 200 CC’s of Redeye Gravy, STAT!

…it was always fun to have Hansel and Gretel as guests…

….it’s a crummy job but someone has to do it…he may have been seen but since he doesn’t have a name does it matter?…

…what the hell is a velvet Elvis room anyway?…

….a Dorian Grey (Gray) room?…

buttermilk

Velvet Elvis Boom-Boom Room… Zoom-Zoom-Zoom!!! Fried banana and peanut butter sandwiches coming up.

Elvis the pelvis, don’t be true to a heart that’s cruel.

He was, in fact, nothing more than a hound dog, crying all the time.

he was unable to apprehend the concept of “bunny”, and therefore proved to be no friend of mine.

baking powders

Nevertheless, what goes on in the Velvet Elvis boom boom room, stays in the Velvet Elvis boom boom room.

Correction: FA – w/o T /s/ = Doom?

I’m hiding in the hat.

Got out my Top hat and shined my shoes.

Long dress coat and my hair is groomed.

I’m heading out to the Boom-Boom Room.

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Got my biscuit ready to crumble.

To leave a trail on the way as I stumble.

No one will see me stagger and mumble on my way to the Boom-Boom Room.

The Velvet Elvis Boom-Boom Room.

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Get out of the way.

This is the day I’m going to the Boom-Boom Room.

Be sure to have a broom and dustpan near by after you are finished making a mess..

The problem was, besides being very biscuit-hungry, he had no idea what or where the “Velvet Elvis Boom-Boom Room” was. Sadly, he had never boom-boomed, much less with Velvet Elvis….

There are strict dress codes for the Velvet Elvis Boom-Boom Room. I hope there are enough crumbs to get me to the VEBBR. Is Vlad the bouncer?