Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 29, 2017

Siri the Smartmouth.

Siriisly funny

Hey! Go easy on the Wood!

Now you know how my cousin writes.

Siri, politician or government answer.

Here in Vermont we call the natives “woodchucks” and lots of them use wood stoves, so it’s not a joke for those folks. After cutting and splitting logs, the next task is to chuck the pieces into a pile or shed, and it takes a lot of energy to do all that. Although I am not a ‘woodchuck’, I chuck 4-6 full cords of wood every year.

If you ask Siri this question she has several different answers. The best one I got was 42!

The smart-a$$ version of Google.

Funniest laugh I’ve had in a long time. Surprisingly, my wife doesn’t understand it!

I’m surprised no one has said how close this is to Siri’s actual answer. I’d almost bet it’s a direct quote.

Hey Siri, Alexa says you’re a bitch!

That sounds like something Data would say.

So…is this worth a chuckle?

Next up, What kind of wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood?

Or, in other words:

“A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”

A Chuck gets tired of the saying. I’m a noun, not a verb. The part that hold the drill bit to the motor.

Thank you Siri… That’s Apple for Ya!

Thank you Siri… That’s Apple for Ya!

That’s what happens when you get smart with a smart phone.

Some scientist actually analyzed the physiology of a woodchuck and found that a woodchuck could chuck 4 1/3 cords.

How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?