The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 16, 2017

So that’s where they got the phrase “worming your way out of a ticket.”

No matter which way you cut it, pretty clever!

To figure out that trick takes an annelidical mind.

looks like the old bait and split routine

Both hands on the steering wheel, buddy.

The cutting edge of humor.

That’s why a worm mannequin should always be kept in the passenger seat.

Divide and conquer?

I like that he travels with a knife in the back seat in case of emergencies like this. Keeps him on the cutting edge.

I know flatworms can do that, but earth worms?

A long time ago the Mrs had a boss who had an infant carrier and an expensive life-like doll for use in HOV lanes. She was caught once. the officer asked to see the baby. Fines for not only the HOV violation but also for the fraud. $1000.00 AND a suspended license.

I had to look twice, but I see what he did there!

Know what’s worse than a worm in your apple?---

Half a worm.

Yes Officer, it’s my better half.

The other half has the license.

but does he have a permit for the knife?