Thatababy by Paul Trap for March 26, 2017

Transcript:

thatababy: so we agree...we'll call our band the 'turbo toads'!! and our logo will be a flying amphibian! our concert will start with an empty stage...slowly it's covered in fog, and we rise up from the floor!! giant robots clank down the aisle to deliver our guitars and drums! we launch into two hours of greatest hits, with a laser show, confetti and a beach ball drop! for the encore, we return dressed in flame retardant suits...and rock out engulfed in pyrotechnics! any fires are extinguished by a ginormous frog that rises up and spits foam over the stage! boy: fantastic!! thatababy: now we just need to write some songs! the girl: and learn how to play instruments!