Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 14, 2017

The tooth fairies are trained to detect counterfeit teeth.

God might inform the tooth fairy about these fake teeth

What about the popcorn fairy?

You’ll wonder where the yellow went,when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!

Eat those kernels when you are hungry in the night. Chances are that you may get lucky with some of your teeth extracted while chewing!!

Leave the yellow kernels and the fairy will probably leave Crest white strips instead of cash.

When our son made the connection between the tooth fairy and a quarter he was ready to bash out all his teeth. "Course he was playing hockey by then too.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/religion/christian-couple-says-child-welfare-removed-foster-children-because-they-refused-to-say-easter-bunny-is-real

Panel 2. Doesn’t Hobbes have the greatest smile in comic strip history?

I’m not sure the tooth fairy will even stop by your pillow, Calvin. She has other ways of finding out which kids lost a tooth that day.

The Tooth Fairy wasn’t born yesterday, Calvin.

“sneaked” or “snuck”? The debate continues – More at 10.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1995/02/07?ct=v&cti=2055357

Guys, we had 127 comments on yesterday’s strip! Is that a record?

I’ve always said that sweetcorn looks like teeth.

xxx

my parents didn’t try to get me into that whole tooth fairy thing. I knew where my teeth went. I was exploring my mom’s dresser and found a little jewelry box with my baby teeth in it. I never thought to ask what she was gonna do with them. Better not to think about it.

I actually tried that when I was a kid