Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2017

Aye Wiz now ye can scratch THAT off the Honey Do list!

Not sure the neighbor is going to like how that spell works. When we lived in NY (state) our town had an ordinance that you couldn’t blow the snow into the road/street. Didn’t stop them from plowing it all across your driveway entrance. I just figured blowing it into the street was payback.

Ventlabis glaciem = push ice.

His yard must be green painted cement. I don’t see how that much grass could stay green under all that snow.

Another political analogy – asylum seekers are flooding across the border into Canada.

Yeah…That is why I live in Augusta, Georgia. We only get snow/ice about once a decade and that was 2014 for this decade.

Why doesn’t he just cast a force field around the house to keep the snow off.

He should have said, "Frimmin’ at the jimjam, frippin’ on the krotz!”.

Sharing with your neighbors is sometimes unappreciated.

It would have been better if the snow went “Foomp!” as it moved over.

I have some neighbors like that.