Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for February 18, 2017

Well, first of all, if you’ve got a ceramic cook-top stove, you aren’t going to get it right.

After browning it in a pan, put it on a piece of paper towel on a plate, cover it with another piece of paper towel, and microwave it for twenty or thirty seconds.

Oh… you will also need thumbs and to stand upright.

Clean-up would take the entire following week. Not an improvement.

You had me at bacon.

Is it me, or has Sophie gotten really big?

I doubt it, Sophie. If you learned how to make bacon, he wouldn’t be able to sleep in because he’d just smell it cooking and not be able to sleep.

Mmmm, bacon!

Now Sophie would you even wait til the bacon was fully cooked before you ate it?

Sophie: bacon is not good for dogs!