Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for February 05, 2017

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Check out today’s “Pearls Before Swine.”

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    “How to Serve Mankind”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    The tv series “Colony” have aliens who conquered Earth and use huge walls to section out living places and live under brutal occupation. I do wonder why they are doing it all.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    There must be a copy of ‘To Serve Man’ in there somewhere. Is man really a farm to table product, anyhow?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    In Canada, we don’t want to keep out Americans, we want to keep out the rump supporters.

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    John Smith  over 7 years ago

    Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies aboveDon’t fence me inLet me ride in the wide open country I loveDon’t fence me inLet me be by myself in the evening breezeAnd listen to the murmur of the cottonwood treesSend me off forever, but I ask you pleaseDon’t fence me in

    Just turn me looseLet me straddle my old saddleUnderneath the western skyLet me wander over yonder’Til I see the mountains rise

    I want to ride to the ridge where the west commencesGaze at the moon until I lose my sensesCan’t look at hobbles and I can’t stand fences

    Don’t fence me in

    Just turn me looseLet me straddle my old saddleUnderneath the western skyLet me wander over yonder’Til I see the mountains rise

    I want to ride to the ridge where the west commencesGaze at the moon until I lose my sensesCan’t look at hobbles and I can’t stand fencesDon’t fence me in

    Don’t fence me in, don’t fence me inDon’t fence me, don’t fence me, don’t fence me in

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    Egrayjames  over 7 years ago

    Soylent green is us,…….or something like that.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    Mexico promised to build a tunnel.

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    SallyLin   over 7 years ago

    This is silly. We’ve already plumped ourselves.

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    Sakura Tomoe  over 7 years ago

    So what’s the deal with the Snapple thing anyways? I’m sure there’s some inside joke or social commentary about it that I don’t understand.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    “Gluten-Free” is a trick to make us more palatable to the gluten intolerant Plutonians.

    Binders, fillers, artificial coloring, and mono-sodium glutamate are fine.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Ask the Chinese how well that wall idea went to keep out the invaders

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    Port&Hodge4ever  over 7 years ago

    So in other words, Trump wants to turn us into Japan from about 1600 to about 1850. Keep all of the insiders in and keep all of the outsiders out. Effectively cutting off all trade and diplomacy, which I believe is exactly the wrong way to make America great again. Of course this is ridiculous. Trump traded and dealt with overseas companies regularly before he became President and he’ll continue to do so even today. The purpose of the wall and the immigration restrictions are in his perspective a means of housecleaning in preparation for a reformed immigration policy.Do I think all of this is a good idea? No. First and foremost it is a very unilateral policy that goes against the ideals of liberty and democracy this nation was founded upon. Many a dictator/authoritarian has made similar radical social reform policies with the initial goal of public welfare (Hitler’s breeding of a “master race,” Mao’s Social Revolution, Apartheid in South Africa). Such policies seemed innocent and controllable at first but as protests against these policies (and in a deeper sense against the denial of public input concerning the implementation of these policies), governments fell into the trap of suppressing protestors and rebels and becoming tyrannies.

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    Dragoncat  over 7 years ago

    Well, the jokes on Pluto… By keeping others out, they’re seriously limiting the food supply.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Maybe. To Serve Man is the obvious, and Soylent Green is only another step. But what if it’s only the beginning of a long-term Plutonian social experiment?

    Learn to get along! Are you kidding?

    Let me outta here!

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    kernelcorny Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Resistance is futile. If you are not assimilated, then you will be absorbed. We are Borg. Keep staring at your smart phones for more details while you ignore your surroundings and the people around you.

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    kernelcorny Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Uh, I mean, get religious with states’ rights.

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    pam Miner  over 7 years ago

    Seriously where and what is “to serve man” come from?

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Bunch of turkeys is right….when the wall goes up blocking Canada I intend to be on the other side of it.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    They put a heart on the planet so we’d think they’re our friends.

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    dgmiller  over 7 years ago

    (I copied this from my reply above, which, at this point, may have been missed). From the story by Damon Knight, published in 1950 in Analog SF (or was it still Astounding SF – I can’t remember). My collection, from the late 1940s to about 1995, has disappeared in one of the many moves since then—sigh!

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    Sillyfacetoo  over 7 years ago

    PAM MINER- “to serve man” is taken from an episode of “Twilight Zone”, about aliens eating humans after telling them that the were here to help

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    mjrink903  over 7 years ago

    Why have we seen the same strip 4 days in a row now?

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    KevinFisher  over 7 years ago

    And it has stopped updating again.

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 5 years ago

    Wait, there’s still more space dust on here…

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