Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 16, 2017

well, one hardship would be Snoopy being the Head Beagle

What about his battles with the Red Baron?

C.B. has the right to ruin a false autobiography of a former head beagle

Any dog who came from a puppy farm or puppy mill has had its share of hardships.

It’s a dog’s life, Charlie Brown!

Hardships, no, but relentless indignities…

I agree with Charlie Brown, he takes great care of Snoopy. It’s Snoopy that gets himself into troubles, and he gets himself out of them, sometimes with the help of Charlie Brown.

There was the time his dog house burned down and he lost his Van Gogh.

The closest thing Snoopy had to a hardship was being adopted by Lila first and then returned to the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm before Charlie Brown got him. Of course, I’m sure he was well taken care of that whole time.

Why hardships?

And 35 years later, a guy named James Frey would almost get away with this very thing.

Why is Snoopy letting CB read his autobiography before its published?!?

Every writer likes to get feedback.

Ain’t no hardships like CB’s hardships.

Remember, Charlie Brown you haven’t ALWAYS been his owner…

xxx

Hardships? Well, there was Frieda always after Snoopy to go rabbit-chasing. And, of course, Lucy. She’s a hardship by herself.

Tell it, Brother, tell it. (Olaf & Spike Inc.)