Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 05, 2017

Beware whom you welcome.

darn extraterrestrial teenagers!

Stephen Hawking warned that this might happen.

Must be spring break!

A neighbor of mine (with an attractive daughter) used to lose his mailbox almost monthly. Bats, ropes, and small explosives usually, but once he found a bowling ball in the debris. Cured the problem with a steel post mounted large rural mailbox inside which he fitted a ten inch steel pipe. He poured concrete into the voids between the pipe and the mailbox. It’s got all sorts of impact scars now, but it stands.

Lio is SO gonna get blamed for that!

I wonder what a shot from a Barret would do to that craft?

“You realize, don’t you, this means WAR!!”

This sign left out the most important second part: “Now Go Home!”

Even those aliens have trouble controlling their joy-riding teenagers! I wonder if they hot-wired that stolen saucer?

Don’t let this little mishap alter your welcoming attitude, Lio!

Personally, I never had a problem with my mailbox getting smashed, but it did finally topple over. I just bought a new one that could be mounted to my fence.

As long as they don’t offer you a cookbook…

Why, if it ain’t Ed Crankshaft’s (way) distant cousin!