Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 18, 2017

Promising start.

Dear!!……

My dad did this to me as a kid, just to drive me nuts.

Si, Senor Gunther.

Hobbes acts like an older sister.

Using this logic, I think it is someone who writes slowly. So definitely not like Susie, I’d say more like Moe.

Read faster, Hobbes! I’m on pins and needles to see who the letter is from!

Someone is serving Calvin a nice, chilled bowl of revenge. And I don’t think it’s Hobbes.

Isn’t that fast enough already?

I suspect the invitation is from Susie.

Any faster and he won’t be able to savor the moment.

that kid is going to explode!

It’s probably an invitation to Trump’s inauguration, he can’t get anyone else to go…

It’s for Susie’s [#####] , I keep telling you guys!

I used to do this with Christmas or birthday presents. I’d open them as slowly as possible gently picking at the tape and peeling back the paper methodically.

Hobbes is so adorable. And he takes such delight in torturing Calvin. Which he thoroughly deserves. Hobbes is the only one who can really get to Calvin. Look at that sweet smile! No wonder Susie loves him.

“You…………..Have…………Been………..Invited………..To…………”

xxx

LOL!!!