Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 02, 2017

“…and I’m double spacing it.”

You wouldn’t even need paper if your dad would buy you a computer.

And the first half of the autobiography was poop diaper, mom changes diaper

For me, I can remember till I was two.

That is all

Responding to a comment from last night

BiathlonNut said, about 17 hours ago@laughingkittyAre you close to Minocqua, the closest place to Heaven one can get on Earth?

I just looked it up on my map app on my computer. While I have heard of Minocqua, I don’t live near there. That’s way up in the northern part of the state – almost to the UP of Michigan. I’m in the southern part, closer to Illinois. I’m not far from from the capital city of Madison. I’ve been to the northern part of the state and it is pretty up there, but it’s pretty down here,too.

For many, one page would be too much. For others, reams wouldn’t be enough.

Unfortunately, many times the reverse of that is what hits the book sellers.

As stated the other day the C&H collection weighs 22 lbs. An amazing biography.

♫ Life’s been good to me so far ♫

One of my first remembrances is, I had a wooden elephant with a colourful blanket on his back and wheels. I liked it to pull the elephant with a cord behind me, and he had to walk everywhere with me, on hills and mountains, everywhere he had to come with me!!

I’m having a little fun and bringing this back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndnjBq8ROpo

Didn’t Justin Bieber already write an autobiography?

OMG, I remember the Commodore 64. We even used them at work.

All his life and just one sheet? Something’s not right. Even at that age, there’s no way Calvin’s autobiography would be that short.

or, you could be part of your parents’ alternative lifestyle of no vaccinations, no assumption of gender and pronouns, checking your privilege, and a brony, at 6 years old. because, the parents find that 4chan, tumblr, facebook, and reddit are reliable sources of information.

This is not a joke : an Argentinian soccer player ,at this time here in Italy , wrote an autobiography , and he is 23 years old, But amazing is that many people bought it

The first computer we bought was a VIC-20, still have the tape drive. Remember the TI computer? My brother-in-law (on the speak and spell project) knew the man working on the computer project and commented that they were selling it under cost. “Well, we expect to make it up on software” Unfortunately, others jumped in to sell cheaper software and the computer project failed. A classic case of parasites killing their host!

I met someone once that claimed he could remember going to the prom with his father and going home with his mother. (I never believed much else he said either)

I’ve been saving up money to go to a technology trade school to try to learn real modern computer coding at age 49. To ramp up to it, I’m trying to sharpen my programming skills at home, using a game making program that is event driven. I can’t wrap my mind around that, and I wish things could be as simple as it was when I wrote in Basic on the Apple II. I looked around, and found an Applesoft emulator on the web, and I meticulously typed in my version of Tetris that I wrote in 1991, from a printout made with very low ink. After three weeks of typing and hunting out bugs and typos, I finally got it to work last night. Success! This is the feeling I want to feel every day on a real career.

the paper is symbolic of how much more Calvin has to offer.

I don’t wish to write an autobiography because who would be interested in my life? Plus it’s too time consuming and I have better things to do.

xxx

my earliest memory is when I was 4, sitting on my mom’s hospital bed. Kind of a downer, but it is the earliest thing I got.