Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 29, 2016

Don’t forget about rolling in the mud.

“Get beaten up by Rat.”

“Eat more bacon.”

People seem to not follow through on their resolutions… so Pig might wake up early and lose weight.

Thank you Pig for 2 resolutions which work .

I resolve to make no resolutions.

Those particular resolutions can be summed up in one word. ’Murika.

Stay poor.

Goal for 2017: Survive.

Aim low; you’ll always reach your goals. Happy New Year, Pig. Yer my favorite.

Pig are suppose to be fat. That’s why they’re so good to eat.

“Sleep in more” will be down the drain for me as I start my new (and first) job on Tuesday!

xxx

Is it just me, or does the drawings look a little different?

Sometimes, being Pig-simple makes sense (as scary as that thought may be)….