Tom Toles for December 05, 2016

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Yeah, that has worked so well for every bonehead that has tried it. Do go ahead and try. Nothing says STUPID better.

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Yup, Donnie Dumpster can handle that, right.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    They already think they can rewrite reality and government why not go all the way on delusion street?

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    They’ve already broken the political system you might as well let them break the planet too.

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    rip_marco  over 7 years ago

    @PICTOI don’t think that anyone broke the political system, they worked it to their advantage. The system is flawed to be sure, but Trump & followers had nothing to do with that.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 7 years ago

    Sure. Why not? These are the folks that seem to think “that a tornado sweeping through a junkyard might assemble a Boeing 747.” They’re turning D. C. into the ultimate junkyard. A good start fer shur!

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    Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Fortunately (for my own reassurance), I saw this recently:

    “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    avalon1  over 7 years ago

    Bah. Earth will be here for millions of years. The human species is nothing special, and will destroy itself in due time.

    Ultron was right.

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    superposition  over 7 years ago

    I suppose the thing I like the least about politicians is their lack of humility, the unwillingness to listen — really listen — to anything outside of their own philosophy … their feeling that they are the chosen few, in spite of the small percentage who actually voted for them! Facts and evidence seem to have no merit when they run counter to their sacred ideologies and only their base must be served – too bad if you’re a member of the majority … the unbelievers. The obligation to serve and respect the needs of all is totally absent.

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    With this bunch it’s more like “Repeal them now; we’ll rewrite new ones later.”Stipple:“Just like a Cheetah will eat the very last Antelope couple, man will take care of his present needs over any future.” Change “needs” to “wants” and you are correct.

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Trump will build his wall, as soon as he realizes Mar a Lago is sinking!

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    ellisc  over 7 years ago

    yes, unlike obama and all the global warming alarmists, President Trump will obey the laws of physics instead of reinterpreting them to meet some misguided political end!

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    Malcolm Hall  over 7 years ago

    By the way; we didn’t evolve from no stinking apes, vaccines cause autism, and pi is exactly 3.

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    Motivemagus  over 7 years ago

    The modern version of King Canute…with a lot more people at risk.

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    Happy Two Shoes  over 7 years ago

    The orange apocalypse should go stand in the ocean at low tide and command the ocean to not rise.

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    Yes, “Earth will be here”, however, given Trump’s appointees and his own proclivities, all the cities may soon look like Aleppo.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    Part of the reason Aleppo looks the way it does is that Putin the war criminal is bombing the place when Assad the war criminal gets tired of doing it. And we know Trump the (so far) non-war criminal is chummy with Putin—is he also chummy with Assad?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Of Course! All of Donald’s long-range plans become doable once he repeals the law of gravity. Why didn’t we think of that?

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    SeaFox10  over 7 years ago

    In o-(b)LAME-a’s first hundred days, he tried to see how much golf he could play on tax payers money!

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    edward thomas Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Biggest policy blunder of Obama’s administration was not following through on the “red line” comment. Second biggest was making the comment in the first place.

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    wiatr  over 7 years ago

    “Law? Maybe there’s a law against that but I never studied law.”

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