The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 26, 2016

That bites.

It’s a good thing he’s not under house arrest. That won’t be invented for another couple of hundred years.

Of course, you never know what a monitor lizard’s mouth has had in it …

Think you better make your right hand the club hand; that left arm is puny.

“It’s a bit of a handicap when I’m designated hitter”

Early profiling. Bet he got hauled in for calling the cop a Neanderthal.

The smaller version is the ankle salamander.

Thanks!

Those incontinence monitors must be really painful.

NOW THAT IS FUNNY SCOTT!!!

An electronic ankle monitor would be an electric eel?

Lucky! Could have been an ankle Minotaur.

Moannnnnnn.. LOL

The ankle Monitor Goanna ankle.

snicker

Good job, Scott

I thought an ankylosaurus was bigger than that. Well, maybe that’s a juvenile?