Goats by Jon Rosenberg for October 07, 2016

Stan’s a nice guy. You should tip him at the end of the meal.

Why doesn’t anyone answer my calls?

I answered a lot of calls with my middle finger. It was a flip phone.

Don’t know about anyone else, but my old shoe still works fine for me.

I remember Sneaker Phone ads on TV!

I like the Chief from ’Get Smart" up there!

Just cheesecake? Don’t be ridiculous; full frontal nudity or nothing.