Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 15, 2016

At least he now has bait on his hook

Yip yip yip hooie!

Well, that must have been a real flyweight of a dog!

Too funny!

Oh, Nooooooooo

Someone figured out by accident how to deal with yippy little dogs.

Dog gone!

What a difference one consonant can make..

I wonder what the sound will be when the woman takes the leash like a whip to the man’s backside.

Excellent use for a yappy little dog.

That poor dog. Lol

This is phunnier than the time I hooked my ear.

Probably one of those fuzzy little hair balls that could sub-in for a bottle washer. Should make interesting meal for the right kind of fish.

After accidentally inventing this great new lure, he’s got to give it a name. Suggestions:

Pomeranian Perch Popper…Pekinese Pond Ripper…Yorkshire Trout Yanker…Senior Citizen Surrogate Child Perversion.

Reminds me of fishing off the pier in Shallotte, NC some years ago when I caught a Sand Tiger Shark. When I reeled it in someone asked what bait I was using and jokingly I said it was one of those purse dogs. Suddenly and elderly woman cried out that her little dog was missing and half the people around me shot me the stink eye like I had really done it. A few moments later the little bugger came running up the pier and saved me from possibly being thrown over the rail. I’m a lot more careful about cracking jokes like that these days. Timing is everything.

Dog as bait? Obviously a Chow.

Can’’t stop snickering.

Billy Bass: “So, who let the dogs out?”

I call ’em Squeek Toys.

Doghair flies

Best fly fishing doggone sight gag!

Sure enuf, dog gonit.

Do’in me some Alligator fish’in down in the bayou.

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip boom boom boom boom boom boom …. get a dog….shana na na, sha na na na….

Yup!

today, this strip has the honor (?) to have caused my coffee rhinitis.

Mr. Miller, I picture you sitting at your desk chuckling at the thumbnails. Or do you cackle?

This is funnier than when I snagged my own tushie.

I recently wrote that those little yappy dogs were totally useless. I’m sorry, I have to retract that. It’s been pointed out to me that you can tie them to the end of long sticks and use them to clean dust bunnies out from under the bed. — Mike Royko (the column that earned him more user mail than anything else he ever wrote)

New High Score!!

Yay too funny!!! Now she can get a real dog. … Ducking!!!

he was fly fishing for eagles had a couple of eagles in Alaska snatch up a couple of small dogs

Good bait, should catch a big one!

And they double as Wiley Bear toilet paper too!