Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 10, 2016

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    avenger09  over 7 years ago

    Make the call

    Build a wall

    Keep the Moonies out

    Need more bread

    Or jewels instead

    To build up fear and doubt

    Only those who wipe my nose

    And fill my hungry need>

    Can feel the joy like my Selfy toy

    That comes when it’s time to feed

    Today the moon tomorrow bang zoom

    Nothing can hold us down

    No end in sight so hold on tight

    They have great restaurants in town.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    A Relevant Comment …?

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    Was checking Mark Evanier’s blog – Something I really don’t do often enough – And came across a post where he was talking about how the late Lorenzo Music had recorded literally hundreds of lines to be used at the end of the opening credits sequence for Garfield & Friends, some of which got them into trouble.

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    Here’s an example which only ran once, recreated over a still of the credits, which – given the circumstances here of late – might be worth a chuckle …

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9j7fIxyksI

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    Vista Bill Raley and Comet™  over 7 years ago

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    Good morning guys!

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Is it just me, or does Mrs. Dillsworth look a whole lot like golden-age cross-dressing hero “Madam Fatale” …?

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    I’d link to an image to shore up the comparison, but I can’t because … well … you know … reasons …

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    Dark money flows here and there off the books and off the ledgers, skirting the laws and ignoring the measures.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Remember what I said the other day, about using wedge issues to rally the base?

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    Also useful for generating cash flow.

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    Can't Sleep  over 7 years ago

    Ten thousand dollars – cash? That’s one donation that’ll never make it into the ledger she shows the IRS.

    I wonder if she has a closet at home stacked with shoeboxes of cash…

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Could offer up a raft of real-world examples, but we’re a class act here.

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    avenger09  over 7 years ago

    AnyFace said, less than a minute ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Please, they are not followers of Rev. Sun Yung Moon they are Selenites or Lunarians——-Please?

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    I’d give it a pass in context because it’s extolled from a racist P.O.V., and should thus take the form of an ethnic slur …

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    Have I just been slandered????

    (ง’̀-’́)ง

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  over 7 years ago

    John Lennon’s birthday today ! (1940)

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    22ph  over 7 years ago

    And the last person on the list is….. Bribery

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    22ph  over 7 years ago

    Happy Thanksgiving to Neil and all Canadians on this forum!

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 7 years ago

    Here’s the link to the original art:

    http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/scary-sex/

    Highlight and right click to open in a new tab.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Which sort of leads me onto this topic …

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    Didn’t watch tonight’s debate, because I knew it would be ugly. Not “Your Policies Don’t Make Sense” ugly, but “So’s Your Old Man” ugly.

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    “I’m Rubber & You’re Glue” ugly.

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    “The Jerry Springer Show” ugly.

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    We’ve reached a low point in civil discourse.

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    There’s a Lee/Romita Spider-Man piece which they’d done for a then-current magazine, where Spidey is swinging past billboards featuring the 1972 presidential candidates, and says something along the lines of, “In a country of 200 million, are we sure these are the best we can do?”

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    Imagine how Spidey would feel today.

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    And this might be the new normal moving forward.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    What scares me the most is that it’s now acceptable to express hate and contempt towards other races/creeds/sexes.

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    Hate is perhaps the easiest human emotion to galvanize into action. People have been making book on that for a long time.

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    Something feels different about this particular news cycle though. Years and years of fanning those flames of hate – as Bellowthon is doing – is yielding a conflagration.

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    It’s gone beyond a cheap tactic to extort campaign funding.

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    And it’s unlikely to cool down, even after the election is done.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    You’re lucky to be in Canada, Neil. Some days this place here don’t make a whole lick’o sense.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Note how Bellowthon figuratively drapes herself in the flag in panel #2.

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    Saying you believe in a country’s ideals isn’t the same as actually believing in them.

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    Let us be judged by our deeds, not our words.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Also, I spelled Madame Fatal’s name wrong earlier tonight, my apologies to golden age cross-dressing superheroes everywhere.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    And for those who might have thought that I’d made all of that “Madame Fatal” stuff up …

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Fatal

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    … though I only saw clips of Baldwin in the role after the fact.

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    Hope Ray comes by later today with an update on the blog wars.

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    cripplious  over 7 years ago

    I was thinking madam of waylon and madam

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    Along with regular check-ups at the clinic.

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    J Short  over 7 years ago

    Just make sure you have a good lube and to get those men’s briefs out of you mouth before the next guy.

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    Morrow Cummings  over 7 years ago

    Good poetry, Av. How’s SDM this morning?

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    Ken in Ohio  over 7 years ago

    In a way, this reminds me of the scam Brush was pulling in 1962 – the story that ran just before Chester Gould introduced the Space Coupe. It’s in the latest IDW book, although I think the next book is soon to be released.

    SPOILER ALERT!

    Brush was cashing in on the fear about radioactive fallout and collecting cash donations from folks who had heard about the atomic bomb but didn’t really understand it. Of course, he wasn’t a politician, just running a private scam using the mails and brochures, etc. But he had amassed a huge pile of cash before things went wrong and he had to run.

    Maybe that’s what Bellowthon and Selfy are pulling here.

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    abdullahbaba999  over 7 years ago

    The Flag is Red, White & Black!!!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 7 years ago

    That’s okay. I only need sex about three or four times a day. If I need more, maybe one of your girlfriends could help out.

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    I agree with the comment on the original art: huh? That guy … looks like a Prussian officer, and speaks like one, too.

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    ............................cocoultergeistCCvCerus  over 7 years ago

    she has a point, agreeing with Bill, hum jobs don’t count

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    avenger09  over 7 years ago

    ¯\(ツ)

    Thanks to everyone who took the time to express appreciation for today’s poem and thanks to everyone who hated it and didn’t tell me!

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    It appears that Congressthing Bellowthon is happily willing to exploit the old to get quick access to their off-the-books monies. There may be a couple of actionable crimes involved here….

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    stuart  over 7 years ago

    Imagine that a sizable minority of Lunarians belonged to a cult with a deep religious commitment to kill or enslave all Earthlings, so that Lunarians can rule the earth. You can’t tell just by looking which Lunarians belong to this cult. That is closer to today’s dilemma.

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    Ken in Ohio  over 7 years ago

    Is Mrs. Dillsworth actually using a candle in a hurricane lamp for light, or is that just for atmosphere?

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    Calvins Brother  over 7 years ago

    Down to 3 or 4 times a day, she’s practically a virgin!

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    22ph  over 7 years ago

    I woudn’t be surprised if it turns out that Bribery is behind this. He could easily convince Bellowthon to front for him with all the money she could get from contributions. Bribery could do what he wants with the moon maids through the bill.

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    jrankin1959  over 7 years ago

    “You betcha! I ain’t trusted them foreigners since they invaded Grover’s Mill in ’38!”

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