Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2016

Actually, I’m with Rod… There is Instant and then there is Coffee.There is no relationship between the two.

Even worse, it was decaf!

“it was … SANKA!”

Second prize is TWO weeks in Philadelphia.

And they didn’t even have a Starbucks in town…Not ONE! UNTHINKABLE!

“War is heck”? A new low

To quote the great Johnny Hart (from B.C.): “Where the hell is Heck?” :)

I actually had a cup of instant decalf out of desperation the other day…in that moment it was very soothing to my throat and didn’t taste that bad.

Aye loridobson,sure and its the desperation that can make just about anything taste not that bad.

Just you wait Rodney lad ‘til you’ve brewed up your coffee with steeping the coffee grounds inside one of your less than clean socks.That’s desperation!

If it’s not decaf, then it would have worked for me. I just get one cup and I go so hyperactive, I look as if I’m suffering an epileptic attack.

I’m a retired truck driver….I can’t begin to tell you about some of the horrible coffee I’ve drank over the years. Instant coffee has to be far better than something that’s been “cooking” on a hot burner for eight hours or more.

Still not as bad as vending machine coffee.

Used to get a liquid coffee concentrate called “Camp Coffee”.“Camp Coffee is a brown liquid which consists of water, sugar, 4% caffeine-free coffee essence, and 26% chicory essence”, made in Scotland. Not a fun experience

How to make instant coffee drinkable: Pour one quarter of a cup of instant coffee into a mug, fill the rest of the way with Bailey’s Irish Crème.

According to Scott Adams, Heck is ruled by Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light.

Instant is pretty much the standard here in the UK. But then, we can’t imagine why you guys put cream in tea instead of milk. It must be revolting.

better than nothing you stupid jerk.

One cup of Folger’s Coffee Crystals and he spilled the beans

My mother drinks Taster’s Choice and thinks I’m a snob because I won’t.

My father used to say that if you could float a horseshoe in it it was a good cup of coffee…if the horseshoe dissolved – it was a great cup of coffee…

Kill me now!

Heck is where people go who don’t believe in gosh.

I love my french press coffee in the morning.