Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 18, 2017
Transcript:
bad day trips lurid caverns - embarrassing stalagmite formations & tour guides who keep nudging you. avoid especially the "grotto of glands." geek's neck varmint refuge - just what it says; varmints, mostly un-desirable alien species. and all they do is molt, smell & eat each other. big pile state park - formerly amazing rock state park until the accident. the park ranger on duty seems depressed & withdrawn. cretin's run national battlefield - site of the civil war's least decisive battle. a magnet for irate reenactors who spit almost too authentically.
Ermine Notyours almost 7 years ago
Because I don’t know when this originally ran, I don’t know if this is a reaction to New Hampshire’s Old Man of the Mountain collapse, or a prediction of it.
waltermgm almost 7 years ago
Based on the image name it seems like this ran on May 20, 2013, about 10 years after the collapse (May 3, 2003).
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
Here are some good reasons to avoid Day Trips and instead do a mini-staycation!