Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 20, 2017
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try out chimitac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
These are all wonderfully creative ideas for bad, peculiar, or unsafe restaurants. So imaginative.
Ermine Notyours over 7 years ago
I’m guessing this was drawn before the Chipolte problems started.
Kip W over 7 years ago
You get closed down automatically for having too many apostrophes.
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
PJ’s PIEHOLE is still open?
brooklyn51 over 7 years ago
I’ll have a plate of Bladderwort’s Extra Chunky Barium Ale, please.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
I would certainly not want to go to a place that smelled like Old People, even though I am one….
well-i-never over 7 years ago
All I can say is head on down to PJ Piehole’s while there’s still time!