Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 18, 2017
January 17, 2017
January 19, 2017
Transcript:
halloween spooktacular 3 short tales of terror guy: eeek house of creeping cottonballs a kindergartner brings home an innocent-seeming class project that comes to life, expanding uncontrollably until the whole house is a heaving mass of cottonballs, glitter & glue! woman: eeeek cat: please, i'm trying to read. this lady wakes up from a brief nap to find herself in a parallel universe where cats control all the media! garfield is twice as ubiquitous & advertising is done with dangly pieces of string! man: eek lower level you are here hell cinnabon mall of the damned a guy goes to the mall to take ad-vantage of a sale on men's pants. but he gets lost & wanders for days! then he finds a map that say he's in hell! and all the pants on sale are relaxed fit wide-wale corduroy in "sphagnum green"!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
All highly plausible, I assure you.
pumaman over 7 years ago
Those pants will never be in style!!
ellisaana Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wide wale sphagnum green corduroy? I had a boy friend in college who wore pants like that.
ellisaana Premium Member over 7 years ago
The cotton house reminds of a certain space ship and tribbles – without glitter, of course.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
When the Cartoon King Began to Write Horror Tales!
Scariest tales ever!