Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2016

Not for long…

I guess the fly is the included toy.

Just knock it out for a little bit, superglue a little strip of toilet paper to it, then let it fly around the room when it wakes up. Endless mirth and entertainment for a bunch of bored guys waiting for a (possible) cost-plus military contract.

It’s sure to give you a buzz.

Makes me think of that old joke of when the customer asked the waiter “What’s this fly doing in my soup?” and after inspection the waiter replied The Backstroke".

ooooooh now thats just plain cold….

Man tells the Bartender…There’s fly in my whisky glass. Bartender gently picks up the fly, holds it over the glass and says, “Spit it out..spit it out!”

Sunshine, lollipops, roses, …. and swill.

Waiter! What’s this fly doing in my swill?Looks like the backstroke

I’m just a bit concerned as to how Spook is going to get that bowl back through the bars.

The Spook’s meal is catered by the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

meat’s meat

Years ago, kids would catch a horsefly, jam a chicken feather up its tail end and turn it loose. Zig-zag all over the place!(TV hadn’t come to our area yet!)

Good one for a change. But didn’t know the Spook had menu options.

I fed the horseflies I caught to the cats.At night horseflies would fly against the kitchen window; the cats would catch and eat them.

The difference between a dung fly and a horse fly? the taste