Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 26, 2016

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    Wilde Bill  over 7 years ago

    Yes, Sir Rodney, she is still disappointed in you.

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    “Oye for my son Rodney I’ve developed a New word that I feel will see a LOT of use: SMUCK”

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    hcarpenter1  over 7 years ago

    sigh, poor Rodney

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    Dr_Zinj  over 7 years ago

    Next available spirit? Where’s Bung when we need him?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    For service in English press 1 …

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    Senex  over 7 years ago

    She’s not dead, she just departed for Miami Beach yesterday.

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 7 years ago

    @ Doug Taylor

    Actually, it would be “Press 1 for Idian”

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Apparently Wiz was unavailable…

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    LV1951  over 7 years ago

    And may be recorded!

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    “Your estimated wait time is… three eternities…”

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    dgmiller  over 7 years ago

    A lot of people here have evidently called some government office recently!

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    angelfiredragon  over 7 years ago

    real world communication would involve, leave a message I’ll get back to you when you are unavailable and then we can play phone tag forever.

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    RalphZIggy  over 7 years ago

    “We are Microsoft support and we have detected that your crystal ball is running unlicensed software…” — indian scammers

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 7 years ago

    “Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every step you take. They’ll be watching you.

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