Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 23, 2016

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    bigcatbusiness  over 7 years ago

    You forgot complicated.

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    hcarpenter1  over 7 years ago

    it just never ends does it

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Welcome Wiz…to the World Wide Web!

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    Dr_Zinj  over 7 years ago

    Android

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    charon13.5  over 7 years ago

    No idea what this punchline is

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    rshive  over 7 years ago

    All the right buzz words.

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    sbwertz  over 7 years ago

    autocorrect

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I don’t mind autocorrect. It’s autofill I can’t stand!

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    zeexenon  over 7 years ago

    Complex as including “i”?

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    Robert T Pittman Jr Premium Member over 7 years ago

    She used the wrong word, and the crystal ball device suggested alternates.

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    rickray777  over 7 years ago

    “Tell me about the future of communication.”“It’s going to be Convex, Concentric, Complex, Complicated, Convoluted… Now, it looks pretty glorious, sure; but in actual practice, it is going to feel anything but! And so, if your immediate plans are to Time Travel into, say, the 21st Century: well, if I were you, Wiz, I would basically just stay put. At least for the time being."

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    Nobody_Important  over 7 years ago

    It will be anything but face-to-face or verbal!

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    angelfiredragon  over 7 years ago

    Don’t forget the people who spend all their free time correcting others as if they didn’t understand what they said. There sure is a lot of online grammar teachers out of work I say.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Just where the heck is that any key?

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 7 years ago

    I like that you believe that we actually communicate!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 7 years ago

    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly said, “I like that you believe that we actually communicate!”.Thereby communicating the disbelief in the ability to communicate.

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    kershawfamily  over 7 years ago

    …and highly unreliable.

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  over 6 years ago

    How did Madame zolta change from being an old gypsy woman to a blanch lookalike in a turban?

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