Or you could lie, Earl. It wouldn’t be the first time you told Nelson a tall tale. For extra credit, you could produce a pair of old pants with tattered legs and coal dust on them for proof! But then you might have to show up at school for Show and Tell.
LuvThemPluggers over 7 years ago
Or you could lie, Earl. It wouldn’t be the first time you told Nelson a tall tale. For extra credit, you could produce a pair of old pants with tattered legs and coal dust on them for proof! But then you might have to show up at school for Show and Tell.
Wilde Bill over 7 years ago
If Earl was a little technically inclined, he could download a clip of someone being shot out of a canon and photoshop his head onto it.
Superfrog over 7 years ago
Come on, Earl. Someone must have thought you were a Big Shot.
jackhs over 7 years ago
And Opal will light the fuse….
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Earl would ending up being one of these greats:-Evel KnievelEvel Knievel, Jr.Super Dave Osbourne Kick Buttowski-All of them, disaster-prone.
hcarpenter1 over 7 years ago
i knew someone who did that for a living and he sure was stupid
tonyging over 7 years ago
Earl’s just not that caliber of a man!
Linguist over 7 years ago
As I just said on Ballard Street about Commander Bob, Earl is all canon and no shot !
cubswin2016 over 7 years ago
If he had been shot out of a cannon, it would explain a lot of things.
assrdood over 7 years ago
Roscoe’s expression in panel 4 tells it all.
Number Three over 7 years ago
You’re either born cool or you’re not.
In my case, I wasn’t.
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