Tom Toles for August 02, 2016

True, Tom.

Oh, those shreds were gone a long, long time ago. Long before this campaign.

Well, hello there you hot, hot stuff! And those hands… o°ºoOh! Those hands Baby!

Heterocephalus glaber ….. he doesn’t need a shovel, he can do it all by himself.

This guy is clearly a classic Narcissist. He only cares about himself and demands respect. Why do you think he puts his name up in giant letter on everything he owns? Why do you think he has a succession of trophy wives? He has left a trail of bankruptcies where he walked away with the money. Why does he want to be President? Because he obviously is better than everyone else and richly deserves it. He doesn’t even think about how what he does might hurt others, it is not even a thought in his somewhat psychotic mind. That is what a narcissist is.

He DOES have ONE shred of decency, but his hair has applied for asylum!

Trump is a pyschopath: definition: a person with a psycopathic personality, which manifests as amoral and anti-social behavior, lack of ability to love or establish a meaningful relationship, extreme egocentricity, failure to learn from experience—need I go on? Look it up. This almost-man is a scab on the body politic.

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

The naked truth.

Wow, what tiny…fingers.

Where did that information come from? Can you back your statements up?

NPP, that’s your ‘defense’ of Trump?Seriously?

What is it exactly that you believe he’ll do for you?Deport all the Mexicans working in hospitality industries?The ones working in agriculture?Negotiate Russia into playing nice?Reenact Jim Crow laws?

And would you enter into a business relationship with Trump?

He has sacrificed a lot: He works hard, just like millions of Americans their hard work is a sacrifice, but they can’t keep up with inflation and rising costs. He sacrificed by creating tens of thousands of jobs for illegal immigrants, and then does not pay pay them. He sacrificed by building great structures which sit empty or half completed. He has sacrificed by having tremendous success. There is nothing compared to the sacrifice he has made by being successful except maybe the sacrifice of his own humility. He sacrificed two wives and sanity.

Yes, they have two advantages over DT, a social conscience and bigger hands

He’d sacrifice just about anyone here for fifty bucks. On principle.

The republicans want America to be like Thin Skinned Angry Orange Julius.

OMG!!!! Trump just claimed some guy gave him a Purple Heart and that he (Trump)always wanted a Purple Heart, but this was easier. NO respect even for the guy who gave it to him, making it as usual, all about him, and another LIE!

Let “Only I can do it.” Trump drop into Syrian, maybe with his sons for backup, and wipe out ISIL with that little squad. I’m sure ISIL would greet them with open arms, well, at least “arms”, and our great electoral crisis would be quickly over.

^OH, right those four college deferments, and one medical deferment, Trumpy really wanted a Purple Heart and to “serve”. (He spent his whole life swerving away from any responsibility, not serving.)

George Will says The Donald doesn’t want to release his tax returns coz they’ll show just how closely he’s tied to the Russian oligarchy.

And his poor heart was broken when he found out he was deferred, and he went all around the country apologizing to returning vets that he couldn’t join them.

He sacrificed his contractor from having to pay taxes therefore saving them a bundle and keeping lawyers well paid.

He has no clothes!… well, at least he’ll never be emperor.

The first thing he sacrificed was his credibility. Luckily for him, the crowd he’s playing to doesn’t know what that means.