The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 04, 2016
August 03, 2016
August 05, 2016
Transcript:
Prelude to a nursery rhyme
Woman: No, Jack, I didn't pay the water bill. We couldn't afford it, thanks to all your student loans.
Man: Great. Now what do we do, Jill?
Sorry to say, my living expenses come before my student loans any day. Food, shelter, utilities, loans…but apparently, I’m crazy for thinking that talking to a lot of people. I do know people who have put their student loans before food and shelter. But then again, I’m a mom so maybe that’s the difference.
It’s a mnemonic device to remind you that your wastes should not be able to flow down into your water supply.Just like Hansel and Gretel is about fire safety and how your house is edible.
Bargrove almost 8 years ago
And where is Jack’s crown?
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
This is beyond the pail.
Farside99 almost 8 years ago
We still have vinegar and brown paper, though.
Bilan almost 8 years ago
If Jack breaks his crown, he won’t need the student loan anymore.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I recommend placing waste disposal downstream from your fresh water sources. Fresh water sources should always be elevated in relation to waste.
J Short almost 8 years ago
I fight broke out and Jack jacked Jill’s jaw.
StratmanRon almost 8 years ago
Yes Dogsniff, as Fleetwood Mac (Peter Green) would say…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Jack’s crown is in peril
xeacons almost 8 years ago
Student loans? I know! Jack’s going to medical school. That’s where he learned how to “mend his head”!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Sorry to say, my living expenses come before my student loans any day. Food, shelter, utilities, loans…but apparently, I’m crazy for thinking that talking to a lot of people. I do know people who have put their student loans before food and shelter. But then again, I’m a mom so maybe that’s the difference.
waltermgm almost 8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0iS-bEWsQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLFMPAu2llk
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Jack and Jill forgot the bill,And now they’re out of water…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s a mnemonic device to remind you that your wastes should not be able to flow down into your water supply.Just like Hansel and Gretel is about fire safety and how your house is edible.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT almost 8 years ago
Jack and JillWent up the hillAnd planned to do some kissing.Jack made a passAnd grabbed her assNow his two front teeth are missing.
pcmcdonald almost 8 years ago
Didn’t Jack waste his money on some magic beans.