A reasonable person would go home and change first. He’s already late anyways. A very reasonable person would not have dumpster dived for just a watch. (for keys they would) Luckily, we readers are way smarter than John. It’s a funny story line, though.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
First base! (Like he can’t even recognise his own wife’s and mother-in-law’s hair-dos!)
Argythree almost 8 years ago
Just get out of there, John
Can't Sleep almost 8 years ago
Oh yeah, that’ll go over really big – smell like a dead yak and sit next to your wife in one of the front pews. Oh, she’ll be so happy to see you.
Great Wizard Nala almost 8 years ago
Maybe he’s asking so he can stay as far from them as possible to avoid embarrassing them.
Or to save his neck!!
Sportymonk almost 8 years ago
Did he find and recover the watch?
Jogger2 almost 8 years ago
The way I remember this, John arrived to sit with his family just as Elizabeth asked what are these things where people sit called.
Linguist almost 8 years ago
Some guys will do almost anything, to get out of going to a wedding !
rockyland almost 8 years ago
I thought John was supposed to be the best man? Shouldn’t he be looking for Phil?
summerdog86 almost 8 years ago
Great pun today!
summerdog86 almost 8 years ago
A reasonable person would go home and change first. He’s already late anyways. A very reasonable person would not have dumpster dived for just a watch. (for keys they would) Luckily, we readers are way smarter than John. It’s a funny story line, though.
Alphaomega almost 8 years ago
John might be better off telling people he was abducted by aliens and left in a trash bin,than to admit he willingly dived in to retrieve a watch.
dkcobb almost 8 years ago
Kind of makes you wish they had Scratch & Sniff. NOT!
David Rickard Premium Member almost 8 years ago
He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Ginny Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Right. Is his nose dead?
kleanerz almost 8 years ago
Really? He still went to the wedding? What an idiot.