I prefer to organize my pills by side effects... this one makes me sleepy. This one makes me moody. This one makes me tired.
The next one makes him wacko.
Then thirsty, farty, and sad.
Guaranteed to give your doctor fits trying to figure out what’s actually wrong with you.
“This one made me go wee wee wee wee all the way home.”
Always love when the side effects are the same as the problem it is supposed to fix.
♫One pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you smallAnd the ones that mother gives youDon’t do anything at allGo ask AliceWhen she’s ten feet tall♪
It’s modern medicine — treat the symptoms, don’t cure the disease.
Major side effect is reducing your finances dramatically, before the next highest one kills you by aggravating the disease you’re taking it to cure!
I took one that caused both constipation AND diarrhea. That was a fun time.
July 17, 2015
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The next one makes him wacko.
Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Then thirsty, farty, and sad.
Farside99 almost 8 years ago
Guaranteed to give your doctor fits trying to figure out what’s actually wrong with you.
RWill almost 8 years ago
“This one made me go wee wee wee wee all the way home.”
J Short almost 8 years ago
Always love when the side effects are the same as the problem it is supposed to fix.
evilstepqueen almost 8 years ago
♫One pill makes you largerAnd one pill makes you smallAnd the ones that mother gives youDon’t do anything at allGo ask AliceWhen she’s ten feet tall♪
JP Steve Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It’s modern medicine — treat the symptoms, don’t cure the disease.
Dtroutma almost 8 years ago
Major side effect is reducing your finances dramatically, before the next highest one kills you by aggravating the disease you’re taking it to cure!
Nuclear Nemesis almost 8 years ago
I took one that caused both constipation AND diarrhea. That was a fun time.