“Perhaps a quarter pound of TNT.”.“Hasn’t been invented yet.”.“Send the Wizard forward in time to get some.”.“Why don’t I just have him part the water?”
Finks should be prohibited by law to ever play golf. Secondly, any Fink who violates such a law or trespasses on a golfcourse should be forced to swallow a few golf balls.
Argythree almost 8 years ago
If I were Rodney,I’d suggest golf lessons. But that would earn me a trip to the dungeon..
thirdguy almost 8 years ago
I suggest hip boots.
Joan32 almost 8 years ago
I think you meant Chest boots and/or a wet suit
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
Ignoring reality rarely wins the dream. He should have taken the drop.
rshive almost 8 years ago
Not a very good lie, though.
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Watch out for alligators.
deojaideep aka Courage almost 8 years ago
Cheat!
Farside99 almost 8 years ago
We’ll just give you a mulligan on this one sir.
Dewed almost 8 years ago
a trip to the 19th hole
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 8 years ago
“Perhaps a quarter pound of TNT.”.“Hasn’t been invented yet.”.“Send the Wizard forward in time to get some.”.“Why don’t I just have him part the water?”
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago
… and a lot more realism.
velveeta almost 8 years ago
The better line would have been:“How about a No. 3 snorkel?”
steampower almost 8 years ago
Finks should be prohibited by law to ever play golf. Secondly, any Fink who violates such a law or trespasses on a golfcourse should be forced to swallow a few golf balls.