The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2010

She is in desperate need of a push up bra

Check the DNA….

‘Twas Beauty killed the beast… and that’s why.

And in the end, it was the tell-tale hair that betrayed the beast.

Big Foot has a thumb on his foot??????????????

MontanaLady

That’s King Kong!

Yer lucky there’s any left. Now your toothbrush——-

Coyoty, best line of the day.

He needed it more than she did.

She shouldn’t worry until the day Kong comes home wearing a pair of Wray-Bans…

If you’re over 30, it would be funnier if it was a Coke can

I don’t want my lady smelling like old spice / speed stick and I don’t want to smell like secret.

If he did, he can keep it.

Eww! So gross!

Doug, you beat me to it! I remember those hearings.

That’s no Secret.

I would have expected her to be ecstatic that he used anybody’s deodorant!