The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 16, 2016

ew.

I spew too-may-toe, you say Gesundheidt.

You should hear what he does to make the onions come out.

“Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onion on a sesame seed bun.

Hold the pickle and tomato.

Hold the pickle and the lettuce? Don’t come back and please for get us! B-)

Careful dude, that’s healthy food. It might kill you.

Fast food is still dill-icious.

But their cheeseburgers don’t have tomatoes on them. What has the Mayor been up to?

Thank heavens it wasn’t a Whopper

Someone can’t spell “Gesundheit”.

and that’s why MacDonald needs a sneeze guard.

Do you want fries with that?