Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 18, 2016
June 17, 2016
June 19, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: Sir, I know you're probably thinking I've acted disloyally in turning you in to the authorities. But try to understand. You hadn't completed a sentence in months. I did it out of desperation. I missed you, sir. I missed the graceful, spirited man who first walked into my life ten years ago so I took matters into my own hands. In time, I think you'll thank me for... Duke: I've paid a large Mexican $50 to kill you.
BE THIS GUY almost 8 years ago
Got to love that exchange rate.
Enter.Name.Here almost 8 years ago
I’m surprised he doesn’t leap over that shield and do it with his own bare hands…
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Re last panel: good to know Duke supports globalism.
water_moon almost 8 years ago
uh, there’s a big difference between, “You might see something objectionable before we can take it down.” and “We expect swearing so it’s A-Okay.”
rlcooke almost 8 years ago
Hey, I’m a freeloader here. I don’t send any of my money to this website. All I do is enjoy the comic. And the person who pays the piper gets to call the tune. If I (or anybody else) doesn’t like the conditions, the solution is to go to another site, not to parse the rules like a lawyer.
Weakstream almost 8 years ago
I think he has you there, Roy_Boy
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I don’t blame Duke. Now excuse me while I find a large Mexican for Roy_Boy. Oh, not to kill him. I’m thinking Gay Mexican!
George Alexander almost 8 years ago
Can’t find Roy_Boy. He got pulled?
Weakstream almost 8 years ago
Roy_Boy needs to switch to decaf
unclebob53703 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
How many pesos is that
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just Duke’s way saying thanks.
summerdog86 almost 8 years ago
Well, he completed his sentence when talking to her there.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 8 years ago
“Well, he completed his sentence when talking to her there.”.See?Si.Shehas already helped him.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Generally true. The debate between rehabilitation vs. punishment is an old one, but it seems to me that society has pretty well settled on the latter. It seems clear that there are some people for whom rehabilitation is an impossibility. There are also those whose crimes are so heinous that they have literally sacrificed their right to live amidst civilized society ever again. The trick, then, is to identify the remediable from the irredeemable, separate the two, and provide a means to rehabilitation for the former. Not an easy task.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Duke may be about to finally finish a sentence.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 8 years ago
“Getting arrested and put in prison doesn’t help anyone. It hurts them.”.Not alwaysSome guys find the loves of their lives there
bryan42 almost 8 years ago
Wel Honey, he had been a zombie for most of those 4 months. That, and dead.
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
“Getting arrested and put in prison doesn’t help anyone. It hurts them.”.On the other hand, it often stops them from hurting others… even if only temporarily.
gammaguy almost 8 years ago
“Getting arrested and put in prison doesn’t help anyone. It hurts them.”.On the other hand, it often stops them from hurting others… even if only temporarily.